The shittiest Coffee in the WORLD

I've had coffee in Africa
I've had cofee in Madras
I've even had some coffee
With the palestine Hamaas

But I have never tasted
Such filthy horror crappe
Like the liquids in this country
They call café, latte, frappe

'That'll be $1.50 please'
With a devllish little smile
Seventy two rupees lighter
I stand there tasting bile

Its just not coffee I say!
She stares back with eyes wide
Ruined is my day
My digust I must hide

I miss that filter coffee
Steel tumbler and katora
That fresh and strong aroma
With chutney and pakora.

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